Don't trust babies.

A word of warning to all new parents...

Never trust a baby.

Babies are cute, and lovable, and the apples of our eye. All that is true, but babies are also a lot more clever than they let on, and they know that you don't know that. Babies use that parenting naivety to their advantage, and get exactly what they want.

So what do babies want? What are their end goals? World domination? Perhaps. If we were smarter than babies we could probably figure it out. They don't think we're up to it, but I have faith.

My names is Matthew. I'm a parent, and I'm smarter than a baby.

So are you (probably).